June 29, 2026
Where: the neighborhood
When: 6:05 pm
Bird Species: house sparrow, house finch, European starling, fish crow, mourning dove, song sparrow, gray catbird, northern cardinal
Things I Thought About:
- "Ensorcelled" is an excellent word, as is "besotted."
- Use is in a sentence: "Everywhere Jessica Fletcher goes, she encounters some besotted literary agent or professor from her past."
- My Murder, She Wrote reboot has Andie McDowell solving murders in fine linen boat outfits in some gated island community in South Georgia or the Carolinas. I like how she's settling into the role of "Southern wraith."
- Well, I've had the camera set on Portrait Mode the whole time I've been out. These will be weirdly exposed and likely blurry. At least the sun is out.
- When Andie MacDowell went fully gray on a red carpet for the first time, the instagram comments were full of men saying it was such a shame, it really ages her. The woman is 68 years old, how young is she supposed to look.
- Obviously, this natural-hair-positivity only goes for Andie MacDowell, a preternaturally beautiful woman. I myself am in the cycle of deciding to let mine grow in gray, trying it for a few weeks past the usual time when I would re-up my medium chocolate brown, and then being unable to think of anything else but how I am not old enough yet to go completely gray, and how I must immediately color my hair.
- I definitely am old enough to go completely gray. And I started going gray at 22. I was 70% gray at 35. This is genetics, and I will fight it until I die, likely early, also due to genetics.
- Well, there's no getting past it now that I thought about it: mourning doves kind of look like a penis.
- Resemble penis. Are reminiscent of.
BOTD: Mourning dove. Listen.
I'm sorry, I also hate my brain, but he's sweet and silly and rosy-pink and wrinkled, what else am I supposed to think. It's probably just the angle.
I like this bird! Every time I see one, I think about how they have more color than one might guess, but once you think "flesh-colored" the only options are "non-aggressive dick" and "Mr. Bigglesworth from Austin Powers."
WELP. There go some subscribers. Please enjoy a nice little photo of a girl dove on the sidewalk. She doesn't look like that at all.